studies show that i am a fucking idiot

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i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first

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" If they don’t like you who the fuck cares. "


*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

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